Funny Gifts That Are Still Nice to Own

Most funny gifts are a one-joke object. You laugh once, and then it lives in a drawer forever. We try to do the other thing: the joke is in the drawing, and the drawing is on something you would have bought anyway.

These are the designs our customers quote back to us.

The Stay Trashy Raccoon

Our most requested character, and the reason a lot of people find us at all. He is a raccoon with no regrets.

• Stay Trashy Raccoon Rocks Glass — $14. Dishwasher and microwave safe; we recommend hand washing to keep the print sharp.
• Stay Trashy Raccoon Pint Glass — $14.
• Stay Trashy Raccoon Coasters — $11, printed in-house.
• Stay Trashy Raccoon Magnetic Bottle Opener — $10, sticks to the fridge and catches the cap.
• Raccoon Greeting Card — $8, blank inside.
• Raccoon Vinyl Sticker — $5.

Animals with jobs and opinions

• Frog Coffee Mug — $26, 15 oz, a frog on a vintage bicycle with somewhere to be.
• Frog Magnetic Bottle Opener — $10.
• Frog Art Vinyl Sticker — $5.
• Crabby Before Coffee Crab Vinyl Sticker — $5, for the coworker who has said this out loud.
• Hobo Squirrel Button Pin — $4, a squirrel with a bindle and a plan.

Food that has had enough

• Ketchup Vinyl Sticker — $5.
• Garden Zucchini Vinyl Sticker — $5, for the gardener currently giving zucchini away.
• Sriracha Swedish Dishcloth — $8, super-absorbent, quick-drying, machine washable and good for months.

The outdoors, with a wink

• Nature & Sh*t Vinyl Sticker — $5, our most direct summary of a weekend.
• Sasquatch Laptop Vinyl Sticker — $5.
• Sasquatch Magnetic Bottle Opener — $10, sasquatch and a UFO, no further explanation offered.
• Knitting Marmot Vinyl Sticker — $5, a marmot with a craft project.

Picking the right one

For a gift exchange with a dollar cap, a sticker or a pin does the work. For someone you actually live with, the glassware and the coasters get used every day, and the joke holds up because the drawing is good underneath it.

All Two Little Fruits products feature original hand-drawn illustrations by Derek, designed in Denver, Colorado.